I shall destroy all the civilized planets

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “STORE HAS A GAS LEAK”Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER DEMANDS YOU STILL RING UP HER PURCHASES”]
True story. One of the delivery trucks backed into the main gas pipes outside. You could clearly smell it throughout the whole store. Even the surrounding businesses had to evacuate. I was the only person on till at the time, and this lady would not leave the store until I rang up her groceries. -.-

LEAVE HER TO DIE

fuckyeahretailrobin:


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “STORE HAS A GAS LEAK”

Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER DEMANDS YOU STILL RING UP HER PURCHASES”]

True story. One of the delivery trucks backed into the main gas pipes outside. You could clearly smell it throughout the whole store. Even the surrounding businesses had to evacuate. I was the only person on till at the time, and this lady would not leave the store until I rang up her groceries. -.-

LEAVE HER TO DIE